Belle, Tatiana, Anna, Elsa. Names to make little girls yearn for princess status while Disney counts the magic money. But there are princesses that Disney would never consider. Lucrezia Borgia the poisoner? Few parents want their daughter singing “A spoon full of poison makes the victim go down – in the most appalling way.” Or what of Alexandra of Bavaria who believed she swallowed a glass grand piano? Was she crazier than Juana La Loca or Anna of Saxony who foamed at the mouth? Not born a princess? Learn six ways to fake it. That’s what Napoleon’s sister did while drinking from a golden cup in the shape of her breast. Hardly a costume sold at Costco. Join us for princesses that are hardly PG but much more entertaining.